The Preps

The Preps are the mega successful rock and roll band, who have sold millions of records and preformed stadium concerts all over the world. The Preps members are all superstars and their fans and groupies chase them through city streets. The Preps are the hottest band to ever come out of Derbyshire England. On second thought that they are the only band to ever come out of Derbyshire England! The Preps are Fabrizio Casablanca, vocals, Julian Luxembourg on bass, Daniel Davies III, guitar, Nicoli Morocco, drums. The Prep's first major hit single "Johnny" written by Fabrizio, reached number 1 on the UK pop billboard charts. As a child Fabrizio Casablanca was diagnosed with ADHD or Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder. He was quoted as saying "I had a messed up childhood". In later years Fabrizio Casablanca battled drug and alcohol addiction, although critics will argue, that during the time he was using, The Preps produced some of their most creative and innovative material. He became very unstable and argumentative, fighting with other members of the band. Fabrizio became known for his self destructive behavior, trashing hotel rooms while on tour and starting fist fights with the locals. On one occasion Fabrizio drunk on vodka decided to take a midnight swim in the hotel pool in late October. He jumped head first in, not realizing that the pool was empty, having been drained for the winter months. Fabrizio caused himself serious injuries, including knocking out most of his teeth. It is said that Fabrizio's excessive substance abuse of his permanently yellowed skin color and overall jaundiced appearance. Fabrizio's excesses eventually landed the star in rehab, and he successful completed his treatment. He would relapse three more time, but now has been clean and sober ever since, and The Preps have returned to producing their commercially successful pop tunes. Daniel Davies III came from a very prestigious family of merchants. He is known as the most sensitive member of the band. He sometimes performs dressed as a woman. He has said in interviews that his entire life has been a spiritual journey and at times has studied and converted to many different religions of the world. He converted from Protestant to Catholicism to Buddhism being a Muslim. Julian Luxembourg is known for being a ladies man, and has lovers all over the world. Julian began dating a performance artist named Julliete Monroe who would tell Julian he was the real star of the band and that the other guys where just holding him back. Julian took an extended leave of absence from the band and together with his new girlfriend released the LP Julian & Juliette. The album consisted of spoken word poetry and little to no music. The album was a commercial failure and sold less then 10,000 copies. Soon after Julian returned to the band and broke up with his girlfriend. Julian shut her out and would not offer any response to her incessant phone calls or letters. Julliete would later go insane and feeling betrayed she set to get her revenge. At a Preps concert in Hartford, Connecticut, Juliette attempted to shoot Julian. The venue had very little security and Julliete smuggled a small pistol inside. Half way through the set Juliette charged the stage firing off shots. No was injured and Julliette was quickly restrained and arrested. At her trial she took an insanity plea claiming "Julian had too much control over my thoughts." She is currently locked up in an insane asylum. Nicoli Morocco is a pretty quiet guy and is the most private member of the Preps. The original drummer for the preps was named Jimmy Hamburg. Jimmy quit the band, thinking The Preps had no future and wanted to pursue a more practical job as a civil servant. Jimmy Hamburg was replaced by Nicoli Morocco. A few weeks later The Preps were signed to one of the biggest record labels in England, in a deal worth millions of dollars. Jimmy Hamburg watched The Preps rise in fame and fortune as he worked a minimum wage job unloaded bread from a truck for about $8 an hour. Jimmy lived in subsidized housing, just trying to feed his family. Jimmy once tried to off himself but was also unsuccessful with that. Later it was revealed that the original track for the super hit "Johnny" contained Jimmy's drumming and he received a royalty check for several million dollars.

"The Preps are friends with Hugoballz" Copyright Brandon Buschmann